I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

Ice hockey players can walk on water. - Author Unknown

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

After Mama gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. - Dolly Parton

It's not the high cost of living that causes trouble. It's the cost of high living.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

If the customer is always right, then why isn’t everything free?

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

I love to give homemade gifts - which one of my kids do you want?

Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it. - Lao Tzu

Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - Franz Kafka

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. - Robert Wagner

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened. - Winston Churchill

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. - George Washington

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

A soft tongue breaks hard bones.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. - George Washington

Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them. - Bob Dylan

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. - John F. Kennedy

There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness. - Cicero

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope. - - Martin Luther King, Jr.

As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney

Where there's a will, there's a way. - Old English Proverb

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Life and truth is often a matter of perspective and viewpoint.

The only good is knowledge, and the only evil is ignorance. - Herodotus

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Anonymous

Those who give hoping to be rewarded with honor are not giving, they are bargaining. - Philo

The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were. - John F. Kennedy

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. - Kurt Vonnegut

If you are content, you have enough to live comfortably. Titus Maccius Plautus

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns

The remedy for wrongs is to forget them. - Publilius Syrus

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

As men, we are all equal in the presence of death. - Publilius Syrus

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare

What we can change is our perceptions, which have the effect of changing everything. - Donna Quesada

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens. - Benjamin Disraeli

The finest command of language is often shown by saying nothing. - Roger Babson

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts. - Voltaire

The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. - Thomas A. Edison

You know you're totally screwed when the guy who stole your identity begs you to take it back.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

No one is listening, until you make a mistake.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Publilius Syrus