Don't find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but Wor ld War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading. - Thomas Jefferson

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, for there is in London all that life can afford, - Samuel Johnson

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes...and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know you love someone when you know you want them to be happy, even if their happiness means that you are not a part of it. - Anonymous

Intense love does not measure, it just gives. - Mother Teresa

You can never love without giving. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known. - Blaise Pascal

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

A wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Out of clutter, find Simplicity. From discord,find Harmony.In the middle of difficulty lies Opportunity. - Albert Einstein

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disraeli

Remain true to the earth - Nietzsche

One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity. - Albert Schweitzer

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. - Christopher Reeve

Impossible is not a fact. Its an opinion. - Muhammad Ali

Mathematics allows for no hypocrisy and no vagueness. - Stendhal

I am trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head up my ass that far.

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. - Sir Isaac Newton

It is neither wealth nor splendor; but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. - A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing what we do have.

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. - Oscar Wilde

Do the thing, and you shall have the power. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from. - Jodie Foster

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato

I dream my painting and I paint my dream. - Vincent van Gog

The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.- John Blake

The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.- John Blake

A man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. - Henry Ward Beecher

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby

Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. - Michael Jordan

You change your life by changing your heart. - Max Lucado

Don't compare love to anything in this world because love is not something you can measure with everything you know.

Arguing with a woman is like trying to read a newspaper in the wind. - Fjodor Dostojevski

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception. - Aldous Huxley

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace . - Buddha

I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do, provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experience behind him. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Q: Why are women like condoms? A: They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and 1% on your penis.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell. - The Buddha

Life doesn't need Viagra.... it's hard as hell already.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when...When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

There is only one thing worse then the flu season ... the tax season. You can recover from the flu.

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing what we do have.

Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one's head. - Mark Twain

This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure. - Winston Churchill

Every calamity is to be overcome by endurance. - Virgil

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

All words are pegs to hang ideas on. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world. - Albert Einstein

The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability. - Henry Ford

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Winston Churchill

You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence. - Abraham Lincoln

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? A: He walks around saying "Yo."

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

He who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything. - Arabian Proverb

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring. ~ Oscar Wilde

Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful. - William Morris

There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed. ~ Woodrow Wilson

Listen to many, speak to a few. - William Shakespeare

If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.- Winston Churchill

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Continuous effort, not strength or intelligence is the key to unlocking our potential. - Winston Churchill