Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Franklin P. Jones

The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse. - Michael Caine

Flexible people never get bent out of shape.

The best thing to say when you cannot think of anything is to say nothing at all.

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Colin Powell

Don't Limit Your Challenges... Challenge Your Limits. - Anonymous

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Be simply yourself and don't compare or compete. - Lao Tzu

Once we accept our limits, we can go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

Nothing is more important in our national life than the welfare of our children. - Harry S. Truman

No amount of self-improvement can make up for a lack of self-acceptance. - Anonymous

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not believe in miracles...rely on them.

We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us. - Albert Einstein

Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. - Austin Powers

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. - Austin Powers

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? - Austin Powers

Fortune favors the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? - Austin Powers

Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents, It was loaned to you by your children. - Native American Proverb

The best thing to hang on to in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

The Lure of the Available versus the quest for the best - Unknown

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. - Austin Powers

Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt - William Shakespeare

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight. - Austin Powers

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? - Austin Powers

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.~Robert Louis Stevenson

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. - Austin Powers

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Anonymous

Nice legs...what time do they open? - Austin Powers

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)..Let's get you out of these wet clothes. - Austin Powers

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. - Austin Powers

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent. - J. H. Holmes

Definition of a committee: A group of the unworthy, appointed by the unwilling, to do the unnecessary.

A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint. - Albert Schweitzer

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly. - Anonymous

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

The most effective way to do it, IS TO DO IT. - Amelia Earhart

When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson

Coffee's a great way to fool yourself into believing you're going to have a productive day.

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can't realize your dreams unless you have one to begin with. - Thomas A. Edison

A sure way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. - Winston Churchill

Your words and thoughts have physical power - Will Smith

The palest ink is better than the best memory.

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams

Spending time helping others leaves people feeling as if they have more time, not less.

Nobody can bring you peace but yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one's head. - Mark Twain

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. - John F. Kennedy

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Malcolm X

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another. - Sophocles

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Be simply yourself and don't compare or compete. - Lao Tzu

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret. - Jim Carrey

About morals: I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. - Abraham Lincoln

Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place. - Winston Churchill

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. - John F. Kennedy