Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness. - Seneca

I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are the gift of fortune, while character comes from within. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Important principles may, and must, be inflexible. - Abraham Lincoln

Rules are not necessarily sacred, principles are. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity. - John F. Kennedy

Difficulties are things that show what men are. - Epictetus

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Gustav Jung

He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it. - Seneca

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. - Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Franklin P. Jones

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Gandhi

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. - Dale Carnegie

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.

Fall sick, and you will see who is your friend and who not.

My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't let me.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues. - Cicero

Keep your face to the Sun, And you will not see the shadow!

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Winston Churchill

Change the way you look at things and the things you look at will change.

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. - Harry S Truman

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Leaders are those who empower others. - Bill Gates

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was. - Rex Harrison

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Munroe

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

If a man does his best, what else is there - General George S. Patton

If I have seen more than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. - Sir Isaac Newton

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. - Isaac Asimov

If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush.

Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party. - Oscar Wilde

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

Not only is life a bi*ch, but it is always having puppies.

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. - Bette Davis

Faith is believing what we do not see. The reward of this faith is to see what we believe. - St. Augustine

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

A poor man sleeps well at night, even though he has little, but the riches of a wealthy man keep him awake at night.

Money isn't everything ... there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.

Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain

A good example is the best sermon. - Benjamin Franklin

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. - Audrey Hepburn

Old age is like climbing a mountain. You climb from ledge to ledge. The higher you get, the more breathless you become, but your views become more extensive. - Ingmar Bergman

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. - Jane Austen

Life's like a play; it's not the length but the excellence of the acting that matters. - Seneca

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Gandhi

Great is the man who has not lost his childlike heart. - Mencius

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E. Moody

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Act as if what you do makes a difference. - It does. - William James

Silence is sometimes the best answer. - Dalai Lama XIV

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Boobs: proof that man can focus on more than 1 thing at a time.

I am not an Athenian, nor a Greek, but a citizen of the world. - Socrates

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone. - Marilyn Monroe

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore.

The door to opportunity is always labeled 'push'.

Some people care too much. I think its called love. - Winnie the Pooh

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

No man ever became wise by chance. - Seneca

Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he becomes. - George Bernard Shaw

To keep the body in good health is a duty, otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear. - Buddha

The only real failure in life is the failure to try.

Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. - Homer Simpson

Life isn't about how many breathes you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road?

Your actions reflect far more about your values than your words.

It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong. - Abraham Lincoln

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.

In this great future, you can't forget your past. - Bob Marley

Life is what happens to you, While you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy. - Anton Chekhov

It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere. - Voltaire

The value of an idea lies in the using of it. - Thomas Edison

All that we are is a result of what we have thought. - Buddha

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. - Will Rogers

Don't be so humble, you are not that great. - Golda Meir

A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end. - Aristotle

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form. - Karl Marx

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves. - Carl G. Jung

I give myself very good advice But I very seldom follow it. - Alice, Alice in Wonderland

Don’t Believe Everything You Think. - Thomas Kida

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day. - Anonymous

Gentleness, self-sacrifice and generosity are the exclusive possession of no one race or religion. - Gandhi

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Plausible impossibilities should be preferred to unconvincing possibilities. - Aristotle

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. - Carl Jung

Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give. - William A. Ward

There is only one time when it is essential to awaken. That time is now. - Buddha

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Confucius

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu

Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. - Yogi Berra

Experience is not what happens to you - it's how you interpret what happens to you. - Aldous Huxley

In a gentle way, you can shake the world. - Gandhi

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. - George Carlin

Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness. - Frank Tyger

Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy.

Doing nothing is better than being busy doing nothing. - Lao Tzu

To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge. - Copernicus

Vision without action is a daydream; action without vision is a nightmare. - Japanese proverb

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Gandhi

As a dog returns to his own vomit, So a fool repeats his folly.

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. - Marie Curie

All things at first appear difficult. - Chinese proverb

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. - Bill Cosby

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin

There are no unimportant jobs, no unimportant people, no unimportant acts of kindness.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. - Thomas Jefferson

We will be known forever by the tracks we leave. - American Indian Proverb

I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be. - Albert Einstein

Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fear makes strangers of people who would otherwise be friends. - Shirley MacLaine

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.

The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything. - Katharine Hepburn

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams talk you into giving up your own.

The brightest stars are those who shine for the benefit of others. - Anonymous

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

You cannot teach a man anything; You can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

In theory, everything works. - Anonymous

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charles Chaplin

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child. - Abraham Lincoln (attributed)

Political difference is wholesome. It is political indifference that hurts.

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty. - Mother Teresa

You must do the things you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. - Confucius

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often. - Anonymous

Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching and live like its heaven on earth. - Mark Twain

The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action. - Confucius

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition - they somehow already know what you truly want to become. - Steve Jobs

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have. - Thomas Edison

I cannot discover that anyone knows enough to say definitely what is and what is not possible. - Henry Ford

Experience is the teacher of all things. - Caesar

This above all, to thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

Money won't create success, the freedom to make it will. - Mandela

He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Art is never finished, only abandoned. - Leonardo Da Vinci

There can be no keener revelation of a society's soul than the way in which it treats its children. - Nelson Mandela

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game. - Winston. Churchill

We may have our private opinions, but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts? - Mahatma Gandhi

You cannot push anyone up the ladder unless he is willing to climb. - Andrew Carnegie

Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive. - Winston Churchill

Water is the driving force of all nature. - Leonardo Da Vinci

You cannot find peace by avoiding life. - Virginia Woolf

Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset. - Saint Francis de Sales

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

Every sinner has a future and every saint has a past.

I've gone away to find myself. Should I return before I get back, please keep me here.

Emergency Medicine GREATLY interferes with the process of natural selection!

Every thought that comes into your mind does not need to come out of your mouth!

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

He who is contented is rich. - Lao Tzu

Envy breeds hate. - Yiddish Proverb

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Jack Benny

I have often regretted my speech. never my silence - Xenocrates

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. - Henry Ford

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government. - Bertrand Russell

Be content with what you have, rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. - Lao Tzu

When people get caught up with that which is right and they are willing to sacrifice for it, there is no stopping point short of victory. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is our choices ... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

No one can give you better advice than yourself. - Cicero

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde.

I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm right.

I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me.

A friend is a gift you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Pessimism never won any battle. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Franklin P. Jones

The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse. - Michael Caine

Flexible people never get bent out of shape.

The best thing to say when you cannot think of anything is to say nothing at all.

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Colin Powell

Don't Limit Your Challenges... Challenge Your Limits. - Anonymous

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Be simply yourself and don't compare or compete. - Lao Tzu

Once we accept our limits, we can go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

Nothing is more important in our national life than the welfare of our children. - Harry S. Truman

No amount of self-improvement can make up for a lack of self-acceptance. - Anonymous

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not believe in miracles...rely on them.

We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us. - Albert Einstein

Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. - Austin Powers

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. - Austin Powers

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? - Austin Powers

Fortune favors the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? - Austin Powers

Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents, It was loaned to you by your children. - Native American Proverb

The best thing to hang on to in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

The Lure of the Available versus the quest for the best - Unknown

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. - Austin Powers

Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt - William Shakespeare

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight. - Austin Powers

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? - Austin Powers

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.~Robert Louis Stevenson

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. - Austin Powers

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Anonymous

Nice legs...what time do they open? - Austin Powers

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)..Let's get you out of these wet clothes. - Austin Powers

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. - Austin Powers

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent. - J. H. Holmes

Definition of a committee: A group of the unworthy, appointed by the unwilling, to do the unnecessary.

A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint. - Albert Schweitzer

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly. - Anonymous

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

The most effective way to do it, IS TO DO IT. - Amelia Earhart

When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson

Coffee's a great way to fool yourself into believing you're going to have a productive day.

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can't realize your dreams unless you have one to begin with. - Thomas A. Edison

A sure way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. - Winston Churchill

Your words and thoughts have physical power - Will Smith

The palest ink is better than the best memory.

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams

Spending time helping others leaves people feeling as if they have more time, not less.

Nobody can bring you peace but yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one's head. - Mark Twain

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. - John F. Kennedy

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Malcolm X

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another. - Sophocles

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Be simply yourself and don't compare or compete. - Lao Tzu

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret. - Jim Carrey

About morals: I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. - Abraham Lincoln

Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place. - Winston Churchill

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. - John F. Kennedy

To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare

What's done is done. - William Shakespeare

No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

It doesn't matter how slowly you go, as long as you don't stop. - Confucius

The painter has the Universe in his mind and hands. - Leonardo da Vinci

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Mae West .

The key to change…is to let go of fear. - Rosanne Cash

Our life is what our thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius ( Roman Emperor )

I've managed to keep a clear head and remain sane in this business because I remain a kid off camera. - Leonardo DiCaprio

Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give the world your best anyway. - Mother Teresa

It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is put into them that matters. - Mother Teresa

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. - Mother Teresa

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. - Mother Teresa

Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood but seldom forgotten. - Lord Bramwell

Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent. - Marlon Brando

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - CS Lewis

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

You never learn anything by doing it right.

I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine. - Neil Armstrong

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. - Muhammad Ali

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. - Babe Ruth

Everything is a miracle, not just the beautiful and lovely things. - Anonymous

Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man. - Bertrand Russell

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then they marry him. - Cher

If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. - Anonymous

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Will Durant (1885 - 1981)

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life. - Chinese Proverb

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. - Michelangelo

For I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love. - The Beatles

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain

A lie told often enough becomes the truth. - Lenin

The 2 most powerful warriors are patience and time.” Remember great achievements take time, there is no overnight success. - Leo Tolstoy

It's a dangerous business going out your front door. - J. R. R. Tolkien

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

A bird does not sing because it has an answer: It sings because it has a song. - Chinese Proverb

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but Wor ld War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading. - Thomas Jefferson

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, for there is in London all that life can afford, - Samuel Johnson

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes...and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know you love someone when you know you want them to be happy, even if their happiness means that you are not a part of it. - Anonymous

Intense love does not measure, it just gives. - Mother Teresa

You can never love without giving. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known. - Blaise Pascal

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

A wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Out of clutter, find Simplicity. From discord,find Harmony.In the middle of difficulty lies Opportunity. - Albert Einstein

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disraeli

Remain true to the earth - Nietzsche

One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity. - Albert Schweitzer

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. - Christopher Reeve

Impossible is not a fact. Its an opinion. - Muhammad Ali

Mathematics allows for no hypocrisy and no vagueness. - Stendhal

I am trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head up my ass that far.

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. - Sir Isaac Newton

It is neither wealth nor splendor; but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. - A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing what we do have.

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. - Oscar Wilde

Do the thing, and you shall have the power. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from. - Jodie Foster

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato

I dream my painting and I paint my dream. - Vincent van Gog

The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.- John Blake

The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.- John Blake

A man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. - Henry Ward Beecher

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby

Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. - Michael Jordan

You change your life by changing your heart. - Max Lucado

Don't compare love to anything in this world because love is not something you can measure with everything you know.

Arguing with a woman is like trying to read a newspaper in the wind. - Fjodor Dostojevski

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception. - Aldous Huxley

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace . - Buddha

I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do, provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experience behind him. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Q: Why are women like condoms? A: They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and 1% on your penis.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell. - The Buddha

Life doesn't need Viagra.... it's hard as hell already.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when...When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

There is only one thing worse then the flu season ... the tax season. You can recover from the flu.

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing what we do have.

Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one's head. - Mark Twain

This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure. - Winston Churchill

Every calamity is to be overcome by endurance. - Virgil

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

All words are pegs to hang ideas on. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world. - Albert Einstein

The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability. - Henry Ford

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Winston Churchill

You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence. - Abraham Lincoln

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? A: He walks around saying "Yo."

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

He who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything. - Arabian Proverb

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring. ~ Oscar Wilde

Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful. - William Morris

There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed. ~ Woodrow Wilson

Listen to many, speak to a few. - William Shakespeare

If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.- Winston Churchill

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Continuous effort, not strength or intelligence is the key to unlocking our potential. - Winston Churchill

One simple act of kindness is worth a thousand grand intentions. - Oscar Wilde

It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself. - Francis Bacon

Be slow to fall into friendship, but when you are in, continue firm and constant. - Socrates

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. - Winston Churchill

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it. - Leonardo da Vinci

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Yakov Smirnoff

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - written on the Statue of Liberty in New York harbour

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn - Benjamin Franklin

Fame is but the breath of people, and that often unwholesome. - Rousseau

I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

He that plants trees loves others beside himself. - English Proverb

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make. - Airforce Training

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. - Roger Staubach

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. - William Barclay

Never, never, be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

Martin Luther King, Jr. didn't carry just a piece of cloth to symbolize his belief in racial equality; he carried the American flag. - Adrian Cronauer

Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Ke rmit's undivided attention!

Things We Learnd From The Movies: Honest and hard working policeme n are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kenn edy

Music takes us out of the actual and whispers to us dim secrets th at startle our wonder as to who we are. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

One second of hate will cause a lifetime of pain. - Mark Stroman

Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, d on't feel that you've done a permanent job. - Erwin T. Randall

Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never, never, be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Martin Luther King Jr.

 

Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas? A: Nice tooth!

 

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. - George S. Patton

 

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. - Michelangelo

 

This world is but a canvas to our imagination. - Henry David Thoreau

 

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them - Walt Disney

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The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring. - Oscar Wilde

 

You cannot enjoy the harvest until you first labor in the field - John Wayne Gacy

If opposites truly attract, the correct strategy is to be a loser.

When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have.

Q: Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? A: It's all a load of shit.

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. - William Barclay

Some people are wise. Some people are otherwise

Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.