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Friday, November 30, 2012

Old age is like climbing a mountain. You climb from ledge to ledge. The higher you get, the more breathless you become, but your views become more extensive. - Ingmar Bergman

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Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. - Jane Austen

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Life's like a play; it's not the length but the excellence of the acting that matters. - Seneca

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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

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I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Gandhi

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Great is the man who has not lost his childlike heart. - Mencius

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You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason

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The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E. Moody

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Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

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What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

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Act as if what you do makes a difference. - It does. - William James

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Silence is sometimes the best answer. - Dalai Lama XIV

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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

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Boobs: proof that man can focus on more than 1 thing at a time.

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I am not an Athenian, nor a Greek, but a citizen of the world. - Socrates

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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone. - Marilyn Monroe

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Monday, November 26, 2012

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

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Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore.

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The door to opportunity is always labeled 'push'.

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Some people care too much. I think its called love. - Winnie the Pooh

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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

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No man ever became wise by chance. - Seneca

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