One simple act of kindness is worth a thousand grand intentions. - Oscar Wilde

It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself. - Francis Bacon

Be slow to fall into friendship, but when you are in, continue firm and constant. - Socrates

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. - Winston Churchill

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it. - Leonardo da Vinci

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Yakov Smirnoff

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - written on the Statue of Liberty in New York harbour

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn - Benjamin Franklin

Fame is but the breath of people, and that often unwholesome. - Rousseau

I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

He that plants trees loves others beside himself. - English Proverb

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make. - Airforce Training

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. - Roger Staubach

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. - William Barclay

Never, never, be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

Martin Luther King, Jr. didn't carry just a piece of cloth to symbolize his belief in racial equality; he carried the American flag. - Adrian Cronauer

Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Ke rmit's undivided attention!

Things We Learnd From The Movies: Honest and hard working policeme n are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.