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Thursday, June 13, 2013
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. - Jean Kerr
Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty? - Ted Kennedy
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte
There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living. - Nelson Mandela
We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it. - Abraham Lincoln
Sunday, June 2, 2013
If thy brother wrongs thee, remember not so much his wrong-doing, but more than ever that he is thy brother. - Epictetus
If we had a keen vision and feeling of all ordinary human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow and the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of the roar which lies on the other side of silence. - George Eliot
I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you are afraid. - John Gotti
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. - Steven Wright
No one is free who is not master of himself. - Epictetus
I think different religions are different doors to the same house. Sometimes I think the house exists, and sometimes I don't. It's the great mystery. - Steve Jobs
Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. - Bertolt Brecht
The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little. - Epicurus
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
If I won an award for laziness, I would probably just send someone out to pick it up for me.
You never really learn much from hearing yourself speak. - George Clooney
Friday, May 24, 2013
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. - Anonymous
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