Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Act as if what you do makes a difference. - It does. - William James

Silence is sometimes the best answer. - Dalai Lama XIV

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Boobs: proof that man can focus on more than 1 thing at a time.

I am not an Athenian, nor a Greek, but a citizen of the world. - Socrates

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone. - Marilyn Monroe

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore.

The door to opportunity is always labeled 'push'.

Some people care too much. I think its called love. - Winnie the Pooh

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

No man ever became wise by chance. - Seneca

Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he becomes. - George Bernard Shaw

To keep the body in good health is a duty, otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear. - Buddha

The only real failure in life is the failure to try.

Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. - Homer Simpson

Life isn't about how many breathes you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson