You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? - Austin Powers

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.~Robert Louis Stevenson

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. - Austin Powers

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Anonymous

Nice legs...what time do they open? - Austin Powers

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)..Let's get you out of these wet clothes. - Austin Powers

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. - Austin Powers

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent. - J. H. Holmes

Definition of a committee: A group of the unworthy, appointed by the unwilling, to do the unnecessary.

A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint. - Albert Schweitzer

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly. - Anonymous

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

The most effective way to do it, IS TO DO IT. - Amelia Earhart

When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson

Coffee's a great way to fool yourself into believing you're going to have a productive day.

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can't realize your dreams unless you have one to begin with. - Thomas A. Edison

A sure way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. - Winston Churchill

Your words and thoughts have physical power - Will Smith

The palest ink is better than the best memory.

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams