Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. - Michael Jordan

You change your life by changing your heart. - Max Lucado

Don't compare love to anything in this world because love is not something you can measure with everything you know.

Arguing with a woman is like trying to read a newspaper in the wind. - Fjodor Dostojevski

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception. - Aldous Huxley

Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace . - Buddha

I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do, provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experience behind him. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Q: Why are women like condoms? A: They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and 1% on your penis.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell. - The Buddha

Life doesn't need Viagra.... it's hard as hell already.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when...When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

There is only one thing worse then the flu season ... the tax season. You can recover from the flu.

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing what we do have.

Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one's head. - Mark Twain

This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure. - Winston Churchill

Every calamity is to be overcome by endurance. - Virgil

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.