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Sunday, December 30, 2012

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness. - Seneca

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I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are the gift of fortune, while character comes from within. - Titus Maccius Plautus

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Important principles may, and must, be inflexible. - Abraham Lincoln

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Rules are not necessarily sacred, principles are. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius

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Thursday, December 27, 2012

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity. - John F. Kennedy

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Difficulties are things that show what men are. - Epictetus

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The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Gustav Jung

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He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it. - Seneca

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Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

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Sunday, December 23, 2012

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. - Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius

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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Franklin P. Jones

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I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Gandhi

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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. - Dale Carnegie

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Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

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A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

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One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.

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Fall sick, and you will see who is your friend and who not.

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My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't let me.

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

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A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues. - Cicero

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Keep your face to the Sun, And you will not see the shadow!

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All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Winston Churchill

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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Change the way you look at things and the things you look at will change.

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Saturday, December 15, 2012

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. - Harry S Truman

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton

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Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

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TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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Friday, December 14, 2012

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

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Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

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Leaders are those who empower others. - Bill Gates

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Saturday, December 8, 2012

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was. - Rex Harrison

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I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Munroe

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Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

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When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

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If a man does his best, what else is there - General George S. Patton

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Thursday, December 6, 2012

If I have seen more than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. - Sir Isaac Newton

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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. - Isaac Asimov

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If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

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I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush.

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Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party. - Oscar Wilde

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A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943

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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

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Sunday, December 2, 2012

Not only is life a bi*ch, but it is always having puppies.

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Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

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I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. - Bette Davis

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Faith is believing what we do not see. The reward of this faith is to see what we believe. - St. Augustine

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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

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Saturday, December 1, 2012

A poor man sleeps well at night, even though he has little, but the riches of a wealthy man keep him awake at night.

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Money isn't everything ... there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.

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Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain

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A good example is the best sermon. - Benjamin Franklin

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Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

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A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. - Audrey Hepburn

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      • Wherever there is a human being, there is an oppor...
      • I would rather be adorned by beauty of character t...
      • Important principles may, and must, be inflexible....
      • Rules are not necessarily sacred, principles are. ...
      • Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in...
      • When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is comp...
      • Difficulties are things that show what men are. - ...
      • The shoe that fits one person pinches another; the...
      • He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encou...
      • Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be re...
      • If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true...
      • Experience is that marvelous thing that enables yo...
      • I will not let anyone walk through my mind with th...
      • Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - an...
      • Far and away the best prize that life has to offer...
      • A wise man will make more opportunities than he fi...
      • A dog can express more with his tail in seconds th...
      • One who smiles rather than rages is always the str...
      • Fall sick, and you will see who is your friend and...
      • My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't le...
      • Do not go where the path may lead, go instead wher...
      • When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway...
      • A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, ...
      • Keep your face to the Sun, And you will not see th...
      • All the great things are simple, and many can be e...
      • Change the way you look at things and the things y...
      • It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do no...
      • I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes beca...
      • Positive thinking will let you do everything bette...
      • TV has proved that people will look at anything ra...
      • When everything's coming your way, you're in the w...
      • A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus b...
      • If your actions inspire others to dream more, lear...
      • A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult w...
      • Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a...
      • Leaders are those who empower others. - Bill Gates
      • I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'...
      • I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on ti...
      • Great spirits have always found violent opposition...
      • When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can ...
      • I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this w...
      • If a man does his best, what else is there - Gener...
      • If I have seen more than others, it is because I w...
      • If knowledge can create problems, it is not throug...
      • If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if yo...
      • If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your close...
      • The difference between stupidity and genius is tha...
      • You can get more with a kind word and a gun than y...
      • Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it...
      • I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had...
      • Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be ...
      • A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire
      • I think there is a world market for maybe five com...
      • I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong the...
      • Not only is life a bi*ch, but it is always having ...
      • Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - E...
      • I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 millio...
      • Faith is believing what we do not see. The reward ...
      • Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit...
      • A poor man sleeps well at night, even though he ha...
      • Money isn't everything ... there's credit cards, m...
      • Its easier to fool people than to convince them th...
      • A good example is the best sermon. - Benjamin Fran...
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