One simple act of kindness is worth a thousand grand intentions. - Oscar Wilde

It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself. - Francis Bacon

Be slow to fall into friendship, but when you are in, continue firm and constant. - Socrates

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. - Winston Churchill

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it. - Leonardo da Vinci

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Yakov Smirnoff

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - written on the Statue of Liberty in New York harbour

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn - Benjamin Franklin

Fame is but the breath of people, and that often unwholesome. - Rousseau

I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

He that plants trees loves others beside himself. - English Proverb

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make. - Airforce Training

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. - Roger Staubach

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. - William Barclay

Never, never, be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

Martin Luther King, Jr. didn't carry just a piece of cloth to symbolize his belief in racial equality; he carried the American flag. - Adrian Cronauer

Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Ke rmit's undivided attention!

Things We Learnd From The Movies: Honest and hard working policeme n are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kenn edy

Music takes us out of the actual and whispers to us dim secrets th at startle our wonder as to who we are. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

One second of hate will cause a lifetime of pain. - Mark Stroman

Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, d on't feel that you've done a permanent job. - Erwin T. Randall

Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never, never, be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Martin Luther King Jr.

 

Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas? A: Nice tooth!

 

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. - George S. Patton

 

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. - Michelangelo

 

This world is but a canvas to our imagination. - Henry David Thoreau

 

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them - Walt Disney

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The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring. - Oscar Wilde

 

You cannot enjoy the harvest until you first labor in the field - John Wayne Gacy

If opposites truly attract, the correct strategy is to be a loser.

When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have.

Q: Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? A: It's all a load of shit.

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. - William Barclay

Some people are wise. Some people are otherwise

Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.